Corrupt a Wish!

Okay , so this is how this works:what you do is make a wish and then the next person to post tries to corrupt that wish. after he corrupts it, he then makes a wish and the next person tries to corrupt it and so on and so forth.

Person1 1: I wish i had a car.

Person 2: Wish granted but the brakes are shot and you end up crashing into a tree.

I wish I had a pony.

Person 3: Wish granted but it has rabies and decides to attack you.

I wish I had a job.


that's basically it so I will start off

I wish I could be a better Yugioh player.

Wish granted except no one will want to play you.

I wish I could do parkour.

Wish granted, but you broke your legs attempting a gainer flip onto a two-story building. Now you're in a wheelchair for the rest of your life, being taken care of by a 400 pound guy named Betty.

I wish I had a million dollars, and a babe to go with it.

Wish granted,but the million was monopoly money and the babe was a barbie doll
I wish I was the worlds best guitar player

Wish granted, but once your fingers touch the strings it breaks.
I wish I could fly.

Wish granted, but the cape you are wearing covers your face and you smash your face into a building.

I wish I was Epic

Wish granted but the Epic Games video game company sued you for copyright infringement.

I wish I could be a homeless beach bum in California.

Wish granted, you are a parapalegic, delusional, homeless bum who calls a sandbox and a bucket of water a beach in California, KY.

I wish I could have the power of invisibility, the power to fly, super human strength, and could control the elements.