A write off

*Electrifyy is entering the wring possibly before doing the J.O.B. and grabs a microphone. *

Electrifyy: Hello. As you all know..

*He raise his tag title belt. *

Electrifyy: I'M THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIOOON!

*Crowd goes demented and pops harder than they pop for all the other inferior wrestlers in the back. *

Electrifyy: As of tonight, I'm the single holder of the tag titles.

Jared: I love Electrifyy. He goes H.A.M. on all of his promos.

Stacy: You mad that he put his submissions on me earlier in the locker room?

Jared: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Damn you, woman. But what happened to that jobber, Soldier123?

Electrifyy: Soldier123 has a severe groin injury that put him out of action. He also gained weight and is obese again so he has a hard time wrestling. I am officially looking for a new strong partner. If you a cool ass mother*****, come talk to me. Now it's time to do the job.  

*He waits for his stupid lame opponent.*

Use this for the next show.